Welcome to the almost best website on the net





Hello world!  Right now i'm at college being entertained by Madonna's Ray Of Light Album and a lovely black screen with the words Mr Pork on (thats me).
This page is about cool things like Xtreme Sports, Jokes, and other things that might interest you.

First lets explain the name Pork.  It all began many years ago in a little village just off the coast of Tyneside..........  Enough of the crap!
There's this BMX that i really like called the 2-Hip Pork and that's all i ever talk about, so my friends gave me the name MR Pork.
And here it is in it's prime...
 
 


Thanx 2-Hip for the pic


 






Isn't she lovely!
Well thats up to you to decide....  Problem is I haven't got enough to buy it yet it is of the nice price £390 just for the frame!

  So then what do you want to see...

Xtreme Sports page with loads of links?

Jokes page mostly about blondes to begin with (sorry blonde ppl but i didn't  invent the jokes).

Fashion

Computer games and what i think of them along with some other ppl.

Try this download it's quite relaxing if you like loads of colours it's only 7Kb.
 
 


CLICK ON THE ICON TO DOWNLOAD. WHILE RUNNING IF YOU WANT TO QUITE PRESS ESC.